I've learned about the birds and the bees,
I've sailed all over the hairy seas,
Burned the fruits of the poisoned trees.
It's better without you,
Ya, it's better without you.

I hunt a stag for my afternoon tea,
I chase down every hare I see,
Shuck every single, crab on the quay,
They're better without me,
Ya, they're better without me.

Yaaaa, they couldn't care less,
'bout what happens to us.
They think we're all but useless,
Let all tongues confess!

I'll learn to let bygones B,
I'll avoid he and her eye C,
Think back to when I could I D.
Why they put up with you,
Ya, why they put up with me,
Ohhh, why they put up with you,
Yaaaaaaa, why they won't put down me

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Sarapin, in the year 981 AF.