Im a master of mischief,
a titan of trouble.
Once I get going,
the pranks they will double.

There are bombs in your future,
or graffiti instead.
The tricks that I play,
will mess with your head.

I juggle real well,
a great balancing act.
You won't forget me,
that's a well known fact!

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Scarlatan, in the year 602 AF.