I can't take the noise.
For the love Maya make it stop.
You all act like little girls and boys.
My temper has overflown and will pop.

All I ask is for silence,
so that us artists may perform.
Just stand as still as a fence,
and demean yourself to conform.

I am no fighter,
I can not hurt you,
But I want this world to be brighter,
and through my feeble comedy this could be true.

The Soiree was quite the event,
But I felt the need to vent.



-Balo Gauldwin
Student of Lady Maya
Assistant Announcer of Delos
Signifer of the Barginum Collective

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Mayan, in the year 539 AF.