Now if you're a new advent'rer do your tasks.
There is nothin' quite as pleasin' as a TASK.
There is nothin' so rewardin'
As the gold that you'll be hoardin'.
If the details are important, you just ask.

You can break a limb and cure it, yes you can.
You can sell a load of vermin to Ratman.
You can journey to Manara,
You can sample some curare,
Or you'll wish you did tomorrow, understand?

Well a Newbie is a trustin' little whelp.
Some'd trade a dozen credits for some kelp.
If you're gonna learn your hist'ry
But that task is still a myst'ry
And your feet are gettin' blist'ry, ask for HELP.

You can get a tattoo on your head for free.
You can mail a letter to Tranquility.
You can travel to the Great Rock,
Find a mentor, it's a cakewalk,
In the village you can make talk with Miri.

Well I recommend you get done all your tasks.
Do it now and then just sit back and relax.
You can sign up with the Wardens,
Visit Jorj inside the Court, an'
If the details are important, you just ask.

No use callin' me a liar,
You can set yourself on fire,
Put it out and you'll feel higher. That's a task!

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Scarlatan, in the year 536 AF.