Or rather, it seems
that there was a huge lack of
brain cells largely missed.

Perhaps you would care
to count them? Oh, that's right, you're
a tree hugging hick.

Without Wax,

J. K. Xanatov
Blade Aspirant,
Sentry of Mhaldor

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Mayan, in the year 523 AF.