Hail! Hail! Hail! you will hear,
here theres no nudity, so watch the beer!
in Shallam theres respect to every man!
so dont see what you cant do here,
but what you can!
dance and sing, make merry, be gay!
what, did you think all we do is pray?
have some fun, tell a story or two,
convince some orphans to follow you!
try to find Draekar (it shouldnt be hard),
let Anaidiana tell you tales like a bard!
so cant you see theres just so much to do!
because in Shallam everyone loves you!

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Scarlatan, in the year 518 AF.