Life is a roller-coaster,
Life is hard.
Life brings you pleasure and pain.
Life is a biznatch,
and Life is a retard,
and for these reasons, Life is to blame.

But know this my son,
There comes a time
When you're faced with being alone.
Bad things will come, unhappiness grows;
to Pain and Heartbreak, you are prone.

Lovers come, Lovers go
Friends are far and few.
Only one woman in the world, boy,
Will never abandon you.

So never forget who loves you most
no matter what she's done
She pushed your fat arse out of her womb;
your mother loves you, son!


Penned by my hand on the 25th of Daedalan, in the year 506 AF.