Oh sweet Poetry News Board,
Recipient of all that's emo,
Whining spills forth with every word,
Why people still read this, I don't know.

My one true love, she/he left me,
My horse died the other day,
My parents continuously beat me,
The "man" twists what I have to say.

I hate my life,
Like you hate yours,
So let's post our strife,
Let's vent our cores,
Let's cut our wrists,
And realize no one GIVES a shit.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Ero, in the year 466 AF.