Is this not dull?
I beg you to say
make it your motto
Yell it today!

Is this not dull?
With jab after jab
weak and ill minded
ham-fisted drab!

Is this not dull?
I beg you to scream
to save the poems
I want to dream

I wish for wit, not this arduous fob
Of truth and sincerity
not untrue posterity
the moment foes open their gob

the moment foes open their gob!
-- Finchy Ithilien
Is this not dull?

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Scarlatan, in the year 465 AF.