oh, my dear housemate balo,
why are your bank accounts hollow?
you claim to owe over ten hundred,
or ten hundred that number you're under.
i wish oh so much i could help you,
but alas rhyme's my skill,
or lack therof.
so make your way over to actar,
or invest in a share or two here and thar,
and maybe you'll make a good ten bits,
with which you can pay your crew ten crepes.
or if that plans not to your liking,
tough luck friend, just don't be a viking.


Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lupar, in the year 464 AF.