Surely you do jest
For that is not wise, at best
I have hugged such creatures before
The end result, blood and gore

Now, for my advice to you
This is what you should do:
Sit yourself in a pot
And stay there until you rot

Yet if that is not to your taste
Then please run away in haste
Go to Mhaldor, then jump off of a cliff
And fall into that never-ending rift

If I have offended you, do tell
Respond to this with another, if you shall!

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Chronos, in the year 462 AF.