Men wouldn't look at this man. Such beauty
does he own that gayness would the
beholder enjoy.
Mend those wounds he doesn't have to!
Too pricey a pearl his "charm" doth shine.
Menda-laryo! He came up with that. I told you
what gayness and wit he possesses.
Mendax is the name! By touching him one would
gain instant fame, but repercussions could
leave you lame. Reward for this is my gain.

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Scarlatan, in the year 462 AF.