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An Awesome Poem
Written by: Jaryn's Sultry Sidekick, Cap'n Nawtika Blake, the Awesome
Date: Sunday, July 15th, 2007
Addressed to: Crown Observer, Jaryn D'Ischai, Merchant Apprentice
To my AWESOOOOOME!!!!! Jaryn
I know you might not be a Kharon
But I feel an incredible need
Your audacious ego to feed
With no idea of propriety
You proposed on bended knee
Of the 70 gp crab I accepted
Its disease wave never expected
Though, quite impressed by your pole
You had some trouble finding the hole
It doesn't happen to every man
They can't be as awesome as you can
Now, I've caught what you got
Without the fishy bait you bought
So on your best behavior be
Lest your pole become my trophy
There will be nothing to jerk
Once I've done my dirty work
So, you see, you're stuck with me
Ohhhh! What a fun eternity.
Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Lupar, in the year 455 AF.
An Awesome Poem
Written by: Jaryn's Sultry Sidekick, Cap'n Nawtika Blake, the Awesome
Date: Sunday, July 15th, 2007
Addressed to: Crown Observer, Jaryn D'Ischai, Merchant Apprentice
To my AWESOOOOOME!!!!! Jaryn
I know you might not be a Kharon
But I feel an incredible need
Your audacious ego to feed
With no idea of propriety
You proposed on bended knee
Of the 70 gp crab I accepted
Its disease wave never expected
Though, quite impressed by your pole
You had some trouble finding the hole
It doesn't happen to every man
They can't be as awesome as you can
Now, I've caught what you got
Without the fishy bait you bought
So on your best behavior be
Lest your pole become my trophy
There will be nothing to jerk
Once I've done my dirty work
So, you see, you're stuck with me
Ohhhh! What a fun eternity.
Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Lupar, in the year 455 AF.