The Pixies have hated the Imps
and the Imps have hated the Pixies
Both are strong and both are cunning,
and they like to resort to trickeries.

The Lord of the Imps doth proclaimed
Any Pixies imps find shall be mamed
And those not destroyed, or the last in a group,
shall be send back both blind and lamed.

The Pixie Queen instead,
Put a price on any imps head
For every corpse that you hold
She will give you 25 gold.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Mayan, in the year 451 AF.