You think it's funny, scaring me like that,
Jumping out from behind invisible walls, making me a fraidy cat
(dragon)!
Parrying, thrusting, fighting hidden foes,
Silently prancing, dancing on tippy-toes.

You laugh a noiseless laugh, when I shriek and run in fright,
You are more terrifying than terrors of the night.
A pasty white face, a ghoulish mask,
Stop sneaking around. Is that so much to ask?

Everything about you, is driving me madder and madder.
From hiding behind that invisible tree, to climbing that hidden ladder.
Wicked servant of evil, your mere existence is a crime,
leave me ALONE, you awful, scary MIME.

Hiding in the newsroom,
Azzie
Fraidy Dragon

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Lupar, in the year 410 AF.