Oh woe to me, in the box of shame
I made a joke that brought me blame
It made my friend very distraught
And then she said I should be shot
I don't think an arrow through the head would be really good
So I really think I should
Apologize, it might help me with these locks
And get me out of the friggin box!

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Mayan, in the year 409 AF.