There's a girl I know, I know her quite well,
She's been my mentor for life.
I like to tease her, often of her scent,
Just to cause some strife.

She's a funny old gal, emphasis on old,
We love her anyway.
If you ask me, or any other Sylvan,
We'd take her over most any day.

I sometimes eat cookies in her Aureliana grove,
The birds eat the crumbs off the ground.
I told her I wouldn't say she smelled like cheese,
Whoops, looks like I'm gonna get the pound.

Oenone - you know I love you, regardless of your aroma.

(P.S. Don't make fun of my writing!)
(P.P.S. Oenone doesn't smell like cheese)

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Phaestian, in the year 400 AF.