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Poetry News Post #2589

In the same melody as "There was an old lady who swallowed a ----"

Written by: Laplace
Date: Saturday, May 21st, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


There is an affliction I hate called stun,
J-P-K?
Quiet I say!
Get hit by a troll who combos alot,
So much stun!
This is no fun!
A bard shows up with percussio,
Does it stack?
What an attack!
A throwing axe whizes by from the ease,
What a coward!
It's overpowered!
A sentinel uses a spear to trip,
If I could stand,
It would be grand!
A knight that's wielded a sword just lunged,
Ow the pain!
Have I been slain?
And then I got locked and was mind battered
Goldenseal?
This is my meal!
I just got stunned, half my health is gone,
My mana too?
Enfeeble! Poo!
A knight showed up with shiny swords
Battlecry arc was my only rewards.
Hallucinations then knocked and came on by
I don't know what this will imply,
Perhaps I'll die!

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Sarapin, in the year 393 AF.


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Poetry News Post #2589

In the same melody as "There was an old lady who swallowed a ----"

Written by: Laplace
Date: Saturday, May 21st, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


There is an affliction I hate called stun,
J-P-K?
Quiet I say!
Get hit by a troll who combos alot,
So much stun!
This is no fun!
A bard shows up with percussio,
Does it stack?
What an attack!
A throwing axe whizes by from the ease,
What a coward!
It's overpowered!
A sentinel uses a spear to trip,
If I could stand,
It would be grand!
A knight that's wielded a sword just lunged,
Ow the pain!
Have I been slain?
And then I got locked and was mind battered
Goldenseal?
This is my meal!
I just got stunned, half my health is gone,
My mana too?
Enfeeble! Poo!
A knight showed up with shiny swords
Battlecry arc was my only rewards.
Hallucinations then knocked and came on by
I don't know what this will imply,
Perhaps I'll die!

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Sarapin, in the year 393 AF.


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