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In the same melody as "There was an old lady who swallowed a ----"
Written by: Laplace
Date: Saturday, May 21st, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone
There is an affliction I hate called stun,
J-P-K?
Quiet I say!
Get hit by a troll who combos alot,
So much stun!
This is no fun!
A bard shows up with percussio,
Does it stack?
What an attack!
A throwing axe whizes by from the ease,
What a coward!
It's overpowered!
A sentinel uses a spear to trip,
If I could stand,
It would be grand!
A knight that's wielded a sword just lunged,
Ow the pain!
Have I been slain?
And then I got locked and was mind battered
Goldenseal?
This is my meal!
I just got stunned, half my health is gone,
My mana too?
Enfeeble! Poo!
A knight showed up with shiny swords
Battlecry arc was my only rewards.
Hallucinations then knocked and came on by
I don't know what this will imply,
Perhaps I'll die!
Penned by my hand on the 7th of Sarapin, in the year 393 AF.
In the same melody as "There was an old lady who swallowed a ----"
Written by: Laplace
Date: Saturday, May 21st, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone
There is an affliction I hate called stun,
J-P-K?
Quiet I say!
Get hit by a troll who combos alot,
So much stun!
This is no fun!
A bard shows up with percussio,
Does it stack?
What an attack!
A throwing axe whizes by from the ease,
What a coward!
It's overpowered!
A sentinel uses a spear to trip,
If I could stand,
It would be grand!
A knight that's wielded a sword just lunged,
Ow the pain!
Have I been slain?
And then I got locked and was mind battered
Goldenseal?
This is my meal!
I just got stunned, half my health is gone,
My mana too?
Enfeeble! Poo!
A knight showed up with shiny swords
Battlecry arc was my only rewards.
Hallucinations then knocked and came on by
I don't know what this will imply,
Perhaps I'll die!
Penned by my hand on the 7th of Sarapin, in the year 393 AF.