1. Do-it-Yourself

Is that how it should look?
Is that cupboard square?
And I know you've hit your thumb
But you have no right to swear!

2. Sporting Events

Have you got a minute?
Well, when I say a minute,
I really mean the rest of the night
And you haven't anything better to do
You're just watching a silly fight.

3. Taking her out

Why don't you try to dance?
Yes, you.. giving me that hard glance.
Don't just adopt that petulant stance
Let's see you prance!
Oops, you've lost your bal-ance!!

4. Buying Clothes

I really need a dress
The ones I have won't do
I've counted them all up
And I've only thirty-two!

This season's colour's different
With a quite distinctive line
And I found some space in your wardrobe
I haven't claimed as mine!

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Daedalan, in the year 391 AF.