Theres a big ball of electricity
Headed for your vicinity
Every second feels like infinite
Until it explodes
Turning you into loads
Of bloody gibs, you get a tell saying "You just got fragged!"
The experience loss will make you mad
Then you have to pray to Sarapis
The master zappist
You wind up in the cave next to Latus
Who has a record for making love to a goat the fastest
PS: Ylniri was a bad actress

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Phaestian, in the year 387 AF.