There once was a bardlet named Plutonomy
Who flooded the boards with bad poetry
I said, "The next poem you post,
I'll have me a bardlet roast!"
And use my rapier in bardlet sodomy.

(Poem written by a person in the bards guild that wishes to remain
anonymous. I surely cannot take credit for such a masterful piece.)

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Valnuary, in the year 386 AF.