Visit the Dancing Boar Inn

You'll find us on Ruminic by the canal
Centre Crossing's North a bit.
Whatever your needs, we're sure
Our facilities will fit.

Just upstairs is reception,
Our restaurant and our bar,
And if you want to sleep it off
You need not stagger far.

We have some lovely rooms
Where the views are quite serene.
They're far enough above the road
That the air is fresh and clean.

But if your stomach is empty
Then ask for Dianthe's wares.
Some couscous or a falafel,
Or other scrumptious fares.

Perhaps your tastes run more
To the thrill of cards or wheel.
Then come see Tatalia spinning
And watch Merindia deal.

Eat and drink, rest or play.
Stay here at your leisure.
We value all our customers,
And service is our pleasure.


Penned by my hand on the 25th of Mayan, in the year 385 AF.