Oh, Oh, Wendigo
you are such a stupid ho'!
Hiding in your little city,
awww, ain't you so pretty!
Step into the forest, you dare not
instead wanting to fight at NOT.
You say you are so tough,
you say you are so bad,
but really you are very, very sad.
Step inside Northreach,
I want to hear you screech
like the little girl you are.
Come on, Northreach isn't very far!
You are such a stupid fool
and really just a tool.
So come feel my flames,
and I'll stop calling you names.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Miraman, in the year 380 AF.