Drop me a message if you know who I stole this from.

Outside the novices start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging cickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Logosmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god I hate these Sartan's helpers
And then I guess I must've snapped
Because I grabbed a wooden bat
And made them all run for shelter
It's Logosmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Logosmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from home
If you don't wanna get me down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone.
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Logosmas Eve
Cause the guards came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Estach unwrapped my package (hot damn)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Logosmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Logosmas

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Aeguary, in the year 379 AF.