So much good poetry! Whee, this is fun! I figured I'd better write something serious too. Ok, my serious feelings about mutton:

In Achaea there is lots to eat
Like grapes and lollipops
Goose drumsticks, potatos, and cheese
But best of all, mutton chops!

Mutton chops are big and fat
With tender, juicy meat
Their flavor is incredibly strong
But also deliciously sweet

Mutton chops are high in fat
And loaded with calories
If you leave them sitting out too long
They become infested with disease

But if there were no mutton chops
Oh how sad I'd feel
I'd be forced to live in misery
While gnawing on cooked eel

Eating mutton chops everyday
Keeps me in a wonderful mood
Not only are they a source of nourishment
They are my favorite food!

K, that one was kind of wierd. *shrug* aww, it rhymes. 😉

Mutton Chops and Humgii Feces,
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Penned by my hand on the 6th of Glacian, in the year 242 AF.