His muscles bulge up against granite grey skin
His eyes burn with bloodlust and joy
Oh, the crowd shouts out loud when the Ogre walks in
Indomitable Burt is our boy!

He could withstand a mountain, a phenkyre's charge
And lift an aurochs like a toy
He doles out the harm 'cause he's living it large
Indomitable Burt is our boy!

Yes, Yirug is wily, and Yaruk is brave-
Okorg is evasive and coy-
the Punisher punishes, cruel as a knave-
but Indomitable Burt is our boy!

All of them hold our attention, no doubt-
With every suplex and ploy
and we might just root for each tough, cunning lout-
if Indomitable Burt weren't our boy!

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 8th of Celes, in the year 10 AC.