In the tradition of the early poems on this channel, especially by Kona
and Lemon (or the occultist formerly known as Lemon and now know as
<(X)> ) as I believe she was called at some point:

It's easy to grin
When your artis are in
And You've got the Credit Market Beat.

But the Achaean worthwhile
Is the one that can smile
When their shorts are too tight in the seat.

(credit belongs to Judge Smails).
-GHR

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Valnuary, in the year 370 AF.