Hooray for Dagon and Fire and Spice!

Ohhh... My brother died today so I went down to the bar
To get some ale and drink my sorrow, I needn't go very far.
I drank and drank until I couldn't remember his face
When I returned I found my tab from having trashed the place!

Fire and Spice, the bar that's best for me
Nine out of ten drunks will all agree!

Ohhh... I made a special trip to the bar for my sister died today
I bought a bunch of tequila to drink my trouble away
Pretty soon I couldn't remember or say her name
When I returned the bar was charred
I'd set the place aflame!

Fire and Spice, the bar that's best for me
Nine out of ten drunks will all agree!

Ohhh... My kids all declared me crazy and stuffed me in my home
Lucky for me the doors aren't locked and I'm allowed to roam
As soon as I could I ran down to my beloved Fire and Spice
This time dear Dagon charged me for my drinks at double price!

Fire and Spice, the bar that's best for me
Nine out of ten drunks will agree!

Good old Fire and Spice will withstand anything
Barfights and drunkards, anything trouble will bring
Dagon just smiles, his students all about
He'll welcome you without a doubt

Fire and Spice, the bar that's best for me
Nine out of ten drunks will agree!

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Aeguary, in the year 367 AF.