Ruminc Street
and I'm feeling down
Got full body armor
but I'm still a clown

I took enough ups, and I
took enough downs
Met a gent at the inn, said
he'd been around.

I had a little myrrh, and I
hadda little drink
It wasn't very long before I
couldn't even think.

I took him for a coffee, and I
took him for a walk
I tried to take him home, but
I ain't got no luck.

A kiss is like a promise, that's
broken before it's made
And I won't take a kiss, if I
ain't getting laid.

Well I've spent too much gold
and I've took too much drug
I'm feelin' kinda dizzy, and I'm
feelin' kinda rough

I gotta take a carriage, and I
gotta take it right
Cause if I fall asleep I could
ride it all the night.

The moral of this story is to
never fall in love
If you think that's kinda corny
well I think that's kinda tough.

For all of you who've had one of those nights.....
...Wyrde


Penned by my hand on the 9th of Aeguary, in the year 355 AF.