It's been about a century since i last wrote poetry... hopefully I've
gotten better.

Oh, Kona was a poet, a longish toim agoo
And she entertained most evrybody
With Lemon, doontcha knoo
Lemon, once called (x) is still around today
But nonsense rarely issues forth
And dats a tradge Eee Day

But never fear, for guess who's here
A nutcase through and through
I'm Cetus, Coitois, Idiot
And I'm here to rhyme for you

I'm here to show just why it was
This section was created
And if my poetry makes little sense
Just be thankful we've never dated


Thank you very much...
I'm Captain Nutcase, formerly known as Cetus Rhazine!

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Sarapin, in the year 339 AF.