I think, perhaps, you are confused
Your priv'ledges have been abused
I am afraid that I must say
Your words do bring me some dismay

A theater of arts to express your hate
Inappropriate, even with trends of late
I think I'd rather it in a book
So who doesn't want need not look

And to bring this rebuking to a close
I suggest, though I'm sure it's well known
By the Logos, it's simple to see
That it's not even poetry!

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Scarlatan, in the year 327 AF.