Tequila be the drink of men!
Do you think you can handle ten?
Take a glass and the drain the dregs,
Careful now, don't fall on your 'eads,
A White Lightning falls from the sky,
Chug it down and prepare to fly,
Ale and mead are fine and fair,
But Tequila makes you fall off your chair,
Sit right down and smoke some Weed,
Grab some Mutton and Tequila to feed,
White wine for this Red wine for that,
Making sure can be such a gnat,
Pull out Tequila for every meal,
It wont matter your too drunk to feel,
Get hammered and enjoy life,
Tequila solves every strife,
Tequila be the drink of men!
So see you in the tavern den!

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Valnuary, in the year 317 AF.