At the request of a few Sentinels who found it humorous, I'll share my
on-the-spot limerick here for others to enjoy (or mock) at their
leisure.

There once was a Sent from Eleusis,
Who found women had many uses.
He'd oftentimes spank 'em,
And with his axe yank 'em,
'Til he wound up in one of their nooses.


-wink-

Landon Stormcrow


Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Phaestian, in the year 312 AF.