Sugar and spice and all things nice,
To get a girl these things you splice,
Does this dress make my butt look big?,
Why are you such a pig?,
Does my hair look better short or long?,
Guys are always wrong!?,
Sugar and spice and all things nice?,
Yeah right said the cheese to the mice!

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Scarlatan, in the year 312 AF.