I once saw a Goat, her name was Cammy,
I gave her a smile, she screamed like a Banshee.
I tried to be friends, gave her a Rose,
She nearly ate my hand, then went for my Nose.

I went away, quite shocked and Displeased,
Went to a club, where some people Stripteased.

The next morning, guess what I saw..?
A purple looking goat, one that went Hee-Haw.
She was quite friendly, her name was Viola,
She curled her hoofs around, and taught me some Yoga.

Two old goats, one nice and one Mean,
I'd hug Viola, have the other as Cuisine.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Sarapin, in the year 305 AF.