I sense some initial panic already from those of you going "Oh foozle!
Did I forget Father's Day?!" Relax, today isn't Father's Day in any
country of which I'm aware. 🙂

Most countries who celebrate Father's Day in June do so on the third
Sunday of June - June 15th this year.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father's_day if you're not sure.

Penned by My hand on the 13th of Ero, in the year 481 AF.