Achaean News
missing Weave news
Written by: Clementius, the Weaver 
Date: Saturday, June 25th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone
(overlooked in recent events)
 - Are Honours over the top?
 Numerous complaints about the length of the honours of certain Achaeans
 have finally brought about action! A group calling itself the "Society  
 To Obliterate Puerile Honours Of Ridiculous Run-on Individuality:
 Blustering, Lengthy Excrescences Producing Underwhelming Kaka
 Everywhere" (also known as STOPHORRIBLEPUKE) -- This group's continued
 and amazingly long-winded attacks on the longer and longer honours have
 been heard and acted upon. The result is that certain individual
 honours have been combined into a single line, thus saving some of the
 wordy bluster for which the above-named group is itself quite well
 known. Look for the first examples of this in honours lines gained in
 the Underworld. And help us silence this group with a title longer
 than most honours!
 
Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 395 AF.
missing Weave news
Written by: Clementius, the Weaver 
Date: Saturday, June 25th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone
(overlooked in recent events)
 - Are Honours over the top?
 Numerous complaints about the length of the honours of certain Achaeans
 have finally brought about action! A group calling itself the "Society  
 To Obliterate Puerile Honours Of Ridiculous Run-on Individuality:
 Blustering, Lengthy Excrescences Producing Underwhelming Kaka
 Everywhere" (also known as STOPHORRIBLEPUKE) -- This group's continued
 and amazingly long-winded attacks on the longer and longer honours have
 been heard and acted upon. The result is that certain individual
 honours have been combined into a single line, thus saving some of the
 wordy bluster for which the above-named group is itself quite well
 known. Look for the first examples of this in honours lines gained in
 the Underworld. And help us silence this group with a title longer
 than most honours!
 
Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 395 AF.
