To the delusional,

If you are a shield, then I am a teapot. If you are a sword, then I am the sun. I, too, can make outlandish claims with no basis in reality.

Your inquisitor Hajamiqiel came to be on his knees begging me to stop murdering him, after he declared a hunt upon my personage for the, "Inquisition." I have spared him for now. Let it not be said I am without mercy.

If any of you think you can do better, I am an enemy of the Illuminai. I spit on your vows. I piss on your pyres.

Come and get some.

Ever,

Whirran Mulariad Arcan-Tetzauh

Hammer of the King

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 20th of Celes, in the year 9 AC.