Hey ladies! Looking for a husband to call your own! Well, look no further!
You can marry Franny!
He has many great qualities, such as:
Is a puny Level 8 player
Has no class is in no guild
Has been slain by the Pixie Queen 6 times
Likes to butcher little girls
Often stirs up controversies, especially with a certain intoner
And more! So don't just stand there, marry Franny today!

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Ero, in the year 262 AF.