Achaean News
In defense of the ignorant, stupid, and professional wanderers
Written by: Thakren, the Free Knight
Date: Friday, October 20th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
Now, I've heard you guys talking about people who don't know anything
wandering around aimlessly, and it was like you were talking right at
me. I mean, people ponder politics, plot their next victim, sacrifice
to their diety of choice, but how many people genuinely take the time
out of their busy schedule to wander around aimlessly? Not only is it
great fun, it can also be blended with other entertaining activities,
like staring vacantly into space, coming up with inane posts, or simply
jumping up and down on the spot, screaming "MOOSE!" as though it meant
something. But lets not just use my day as an example, lets look at
quotes from some of the more famous Achaeans.
Skarash - No, we're not lost. We're.... pathfinding. Anyway, your the
only one in danger of starving to death.
Gijan - Oh, we were just... sightseeing. Great guildhall you have here
Xandor - I don't know how he died. I was just going for a relaxing
walk through shallam when he collapses at me feet.
Dalamar - I'm one badass moose! *MOOSE BELLOW*
I think the last quote really sums up my feelings on the matter, and
I don't doubt that it struck an important chord in all of us. Its....
its just too beautiful for words. I gotta be alone for a minute.
On that note, gentle Achaeans, I bid you goodnight. The voices in my
head are telling me its bedtime. Except for one which wants me to eat
more donuts. These are the trials that seperate the boys from the men
from the crazy old geezers.
Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 260 AF.
In defense of the ignorant, stupid, and professional wanderers
Written by: Thakren, the Free Knight
Date: Friday, October 20th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
Now, I've heard you guys talking about people who don't know anything
wandering around aimlessly, and it was like you were talking right at
me. I mean, people ponder politics, plot their next victim, sacrifice
to their diety of choice, but how many people genuinely take the time
out of their busy schedule to wander around aimlessly? Not only is it
great fun, it can also be blended with other entertaining activities,
like staring vacantly into space, coming up with inane posts, or simply
jumping up and down on the spot, screaming "MOOSE!" as though it meant
something. But lets not just use my day as an example, lets look at
quotes from some of the more famous Achaeans.
Skarash - No, we're not lost. We're.... pathfinding. Anyway, your the
only one in danger of starving to death.
Gijan - Oh, we were just... sightseeing. Great guildhall you have here
Xandor - I don't know how he died. I was just going for a relaxing
walk through shallam when he collapses at me feet.
Dalamar - I'm one badass moose! *MOOSE BELLOW*
I think the last quote really sums up my feelings on the matter, and
I don't doubt that it struck an important chord in all of us. Its....
its just too beautiful for words. I gotta be alone for a minute.
On that note, gentle Achaeans, I bid you goodnight. The voices in my
head are telling me its bedtime. Except for one which wants me to eat
more donuts. These are the trials that seperate the boys from the men
from the crazy old geezers.
Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 260 AF.