Hello world.
As you may have not noticed, I've been gone for the past three years. The soul-body-connect-o-matic machine that I'm so fond of is not anywhere near my soul's place of residence in alterna-reality. Hence my absence.
I'm sorry for not being able to be here, I miss all of you. (most of you, anyway)
Chaos is still great. I hope to see you soon. *sigh*

In Fnord I trust,
Kona Kona Fa Fona, Comma, (don't feed the llama),

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Valnuary, in the year 254 AF.