All you beautiful people,

How'd you like to make an instant fortune of a quarter of a million golden sovereigns? You heard right friends... 250,000 shiny new gold sovereigns.

How, you ask? Well, friends, 'tis easy. I wish to trade this tidy sum for 100 credits, no more and no less. So get 100 credits and send me a message.

Just think... no ratting for many, many years... no more begging your guildmates for money or a spare crust of bread so's you don't starve... no more wishing you could afford that shop or clan of your dreams...

Instant wealth can be yours, so just remember who loves you baby.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Daedalan, in the year 253 AF.