Heya all you Achaean folks!

I know, I know, I dont post my bad humor nearly enough, but, fear no longer! Here is my idea for some good public entertainment, I mean high quality stuff, the kind of things you cant find in the House of Delights, nor in the Arena. Music.

Now, what produces music? A band, very simple. Though.. Mortal musicians and instruments only sound so good.. So why not let our *true* musical talent shine, the gods!

I've composed a 5 God/Goddess band, which is sure to make big cash, in the near future, and im accepting donations as of now.

So far, heres the list:

Lyrics - Rasberry Romeo , and Jello-Gigglin' Juliet
Weather & Sound Effects - Lemon Pie Logos
Lute - Ginger Snap Gaia
Harp - Salty Sartan

Now, if your interested in stock options, or investing in this sure hit, please contact me, Thorgon Seir, through letter, message or tell, with your donations.

I look forward to hearing from you soon! - The Manager, Thorgon Seir

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Phaestian, in the year 252 AF.