Achaean News
Holiness, EXPERIENCE, and Gold
Written by: Colonel Jabbasfrog "The Batman" Ceadanach
Date: Thursday, July 6th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
(*These words are sung to the tune of the Gospel Hymn: "Power In The Blood (Of The Lamb)"*)
:} Oh there is ex-per-i-ence, ex-per-i-ence, level build-ing ex-per-i-ence, in the blood of Khaseem
Yes there is ex-per-i-ence, ex-per-i-ence, level build-ing ex-per-i-ence in the blood-let-ting of Khaseem
Oh there is ex-per-i-ence, ex-per-i-ence, level build-ing ex-per-i-ence in the blood of Khaseem
Yes, there is ex-per-i-ence, ex-per-i-ence, level build-inbg ex-per-i-ence in the blood-less corpse of Khaseem. :}
Yes, friends, Achaeans, family, noblemen, there IS EXPERIENCE in the blood of Khaseem. I'm no Churchie or Occultist, but even The Rev. Batman knows that nothing makes an alter more sanctified (or defiled) and less sanctimonious than buckets of blood straight from Khaseem's corpse. The alters will shine and you will be more holy to your God of choice. And, not only that, The Rev. Batman - out of the goodness of his heart - will pay you 1.5k for khaseem's corpse [beheaded or not] (All takers, even The Rev. Batman, except Khaseem). This is an UNLIMITED TIME OFFER, so why don't you do yourself a favor and kill Khaseem today. You'll be glad you did. Your alters will glisten, your God (of choice) will smile upon your alters and holiness, you will gain EXPERIENCE, AND you'll put a few more gold pieces in your pocket ta boot. YES, THE REV. BATMAN WILL PAY YOU, UPON DELIVERY, FOR YOUR USED KHASEEM CORPSES *LIMIT UNLIMTED PER CUSTOMER* And remember, the only good Khaseem is a dead Khaseem
Penned by my hand on the 16th of Scarlatan, in the year 252 AF.
Holiness, EXPERIENCE, and Gold
Written by: Colonel Jabbasfrog "The Batman" Ceadanach
Date: Thursday, July 6th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
(*These words are sung to the tune of the Gospel Hymn: "Power In The Blood (Of The Lamb)"*)
:} Oh there is ex-per-i-ence, ex-per-i-ence, level build-ing ex-per-i-ence, in the blood of Khaseem
Yes there is ex-per-i-ence, ex-per-i-ence, level build-ing ex-per-i-ence in the blood-let-ting of Khaseem
Oh there is ex-per-i-ence, ex-per-i-ence, level build-ing ex-per-i-ence in the blood of Khaseem
Yes, there is ex-per-i-ence, ex-per-i-ence, level build-inbg ex-per-i-ence in the blood-less corpse of Khaseem. :}
Yes, friends, Achaeans, family, noblemen, there IS EXPERIENCE in the blood of Khaseem. I'm no Churchie or Occultist, but even The Rev. Batman knows that nothing makes an alter more sanctified (or defiled) and less sanctimonious than buckets of blood straight from Khaseem's corpse. The alters will shine and you will be more holy to your God of choice. And, not only that, The Rev. Batman - out of the goodness of his heart - will pay you 1.5k for khaseem's corpse [beheaded or not] (All takers, even The Rev. Batman, except Khaseem). This is an UNLIMITED TIME OFFER, so why don't you do yourself a favor and kill Khaseem today. You'll be glad you did. Your alters will glisten, your God (of choice) will smile upon your alters and holiness, you will gain EXPERIENCE, AND you'll put a few more gold pieces in your pocket ta boot. YES, THE REV. BATMAN WILL PAY YOU, UPON DELIVERY, FOR YOUR USED KHASEEM CORPSES *LIMIT UNLIMTED PER CUSTOMER* And remember, the only good Khaseem is a dead Khaseem
Penned by my hand on the 16th of Scarlatan, in the year 252 AF.