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Public News Post #6034

You & the Jade Warriors

Written by: Transcendent Blademaster Khejian, Knight of the Hunt
Date: Wednesday, July 5th, 2000
Addressed to: Officer Alexus "Shaft" Mengsk, SHPD


Well well, first of all, your post brought quite a few sniggers.
"Hey guys, I killed Calhoun, gimme a cookie gimme a cookie"
Last time we fought, your sole achievement was trip-blocking me once and then using BBT. Those sort of skills may make you decent at dishing out damage, but they don't make you a skilled warrior. Declaring war on the Kharon would only get you beaten to a pulp by Tranquility & Skarash, who I hope will deflate your ego..and soon, before I do. In fact, since I'm about to declare personal war on your clan, why don't I just say I'll be helping my dear allies in the Kharon out by showing you how weak you really are?

Now then, on to the Jade Warriors. I've recently read the help tome, and this too brought a couple sniggers. I quote, "The Jade Warriors are the elite fighters of Achaea". I think it would have been best for us all if weed was never replanted...Jarik, the *leader* of the clan is claiming to be an elite warrior? Well fellows, it's your lucky day because you won't have to "roam the land fighting the many wonders of the underworld, such as Sartan's daemons and Twilight's minions" because one of them is about to start coming to you. Let's see if "The honor of having the Jadea/Warriors on your side will always lead to a victory", shall we?

Oh, Blackleaf and Dessa just might be left out, as I have ties to both of them. They'll have to give a damn good reason for being in such a sorry organization, though.


Transcendent Blademaster Khejian, Knight of the Hunt.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Miraman, in the year 252 AF.


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Public News Post #6034

You & the Jade Warriors

Written by: Transcendent Blademaster Khejian, Knight of the Hunt
Date: Wednesday, July 5th, 2000
Addressed to: Officer Alexus "Shaft" Mengsk, SHPD


Well well, first of all, your post brought quite a few sniggers.
"Hey guys, I killed Calhoun, gimme a cookie gimme a cookie"
Last time we fought, your sole achievement was trip-blocking me once and then using BBT. Those sort of skills may make you decent at dishing out damage, but they don't make you a skilled warrior. Declaring war on the Kharon would only get you beaten to a pulp by Tranquility & Skarash, who I hope will deflate your ego..and soon, before I do. In fact, since I'm about to declare personal war on your clan, why don't I just say I'll be helping my dear allies in the Kharon out by showing you how weak you really are?

Now then, on to the Jade Warriors. I've recently read the help tome, and this too brought a couple sniggers. I quote, "The Jade Warriors are the elite fighters of Achaea". I think it would have been best for us all if weed was never replanted...Jarik, the *leader* of the clan is claiming to be an elite warrior? Well fellows, it's your lucky day because you won't have to "roam the land fighting the many wonders of the underworld, such as Sartan's daemons and Twilight's minions" because one of them is about to start coming to you. Let's see if "The honor of having the Jadea/Warriors on your side will always lead to a victory", shall we?

Oh, Blackleaf and Dessa just might be left out, as I have ties to both of them. They'll have to give a damn good reason for being in such a sorry organization, though.


Transcendent Blademaster Khejian, Knight of the Hunt.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Miraman, in the year 252 AF.


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