Potential members might wanna hold off joining for a bit, seeing as
how Xiricom and Archen, the family leaders, have managed to annoy both
Element and myself to the point where we now kill Laot'zu's on sight.
Till this issue is resolved, those of you who have nothing to do with
the conflict, simply the misfortune of being Laot'zu, may wanna stay
graced.
This weeks special, with every Thakhappy meal you order, one Laot'zu
head. But hurry, stocks are limited.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Miraman, in the year 252 AF.