I'd like to congratulate everyone who entered, particularly Naiad,
Napoloen, and Isamu, for the three most amusing entries. The winner
would have been announced much sooner, however I was waiting on late
enteries, and trying to win the 50,000 back on the Roulette wheel.
Needless to say, Fek'trar is currently a wealthy... well, wealthier
than wealthy... individual.
The winner, however, is Naiad, with her wonderful Achaean Psychological
Profile. To those of you who didn't win, don't worry, your submissions
were appreciated, and feel free to mail me any amusing articles in the
future.

Finally, for those of you interested in owning a copy of the winning
work (and runner-ups) I'm currently working on selling a compilation
of Naiad, Isamu, and Napoloen's stories, for a modest fee, to help
recoup some of the 50,000. Anyone interested can MSG me with pertinent
details, including how much they'd be willing to pay. Thanks everyone.

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Aeguary, in the year 252 AF.