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Public News Post #5721

Win the heart or hand or at the very least a fun time with the Beautiful Armelia!

Written by: Thakren, the Free Knight
Date: Monday, June 12th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


Now Armelia's quest for a man has encountered a few minor problems,
and being the generous soul that I am, I've offered to help her out.
My first attempt (A gameshow held at North of Thera) didn't have
the desired results, although Armelia was willing to accept Reznor
as a Booby prize if things fell through.
As such, We've cobbled together a quick questionare, if you think
your up the challenge of winning the Beautiful Armelia (And a
Divine Favour from Vastar, who was generous enough to attend my
gameshow and offer a prize) just jot down your answers on a letter
and send it off to Armelia.

1. If you had a camel, what would you call it?
2. What is the most romantic song you know?
3. If you could have one of these as a pet, which would it be? The Spawn of the Unnamable Horror, a Werewolf, a Unicorn, or a Flying Pig?
4. Which do you support the most, free love, free weed, or free range eggs?
5. Shrines: Weapons of Mass Destruction, Symbols of the Gods, or a nice flat place to roll around on?
6. The baths: Communal fun place, or pits of sin?
7. Which do you prefer, a private evening in a caged grove, an exciting evening in Belladonna's keep, or an evening spent at NoT checking out the Talent?
8. Which is most important to you, The pursuit of Justice, the pursuit of
Small people to crush, or the pursuit of cheap laughs?
9. And finally, what do you like best about yourself, and why?

Now, if you think *you* fit the bill, get down to the post office
quick, get yourself a letter, and send it straight to Armelia.
She's waiting for the right man, but she isn't going to wait forever.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Ero, in the year 250 AF.


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Public News Post #5721

Win the heart or hand or at the very least a fun time with the Beautiful Armelia!

Written by: Thakren, the Free Knight
Date: Monday, June 12th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


Now Armelia's quest for a man has encountered a few minor problems,
and being the generous soul that I am, I've offered to help her out.
My first attempt (A gameshow held at North of Thera) didn't have
the desired results, although Armelia was willing to accept Reznor
as a Booby prize if things fell through.
As such, We've cobbled together a quick questionare, if you think
your up the challenge of winning the Beautiful Armelia (And a
Divine Favour from Vastar, who was generous enough to attend my
gameshow and offer a prize) just jot down your answers on a letter
and send it off to Armelia.

1. If you had a camel, what would you call it?
2. What is the most romantic song you know?
3. If you could have one of these as a pet, which would it be? The Spawn of the Unnamable Horror, a Werewolf, a Unicorn, or a Flying Pig?
4. Which do you support the most, free love, free weed, or free range eggs?
5. Shrines: Weapons of Mass Destruction, Symbols of the Gods, or a nice flat place to roll around on?
6. The baths: Communal fun place, or pits of sin?
7. Which do you prefer, a private evening in a caged grove, an exciting evening in Belladonna's keep, or an evening spent at NoT checking out the Talent?
8. Which is most important to you, The pursuit of Justice, the pursuit of
Small people to crush, or the pursuit of cheap laughs?
9. And finally, what do you like best about yourself, and why?

Now, if you think *you* fit the bill, get down to the post office
quick, get yourself a letter, and send it straight to Armelia.
She's waiting for the right man, but she isn't going to wait forever.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Ero, in the year 250 AF.


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