Now that the stockrooms have been shaken up a bit, and they're not
airtight anymore, I've got myself a ton of decaying moose flesh
that just aint going anywhere. Thus, I'm willing to let all of
Achaea have a taste of my culinary masterpiece.
I've scoured Achaea from top to bottom searching for the highest
quality Moose available, and experimenting in the tastiest ways
to prepare it. Now, I've hired seven acne ridden teenage dwarves
at minimum wage to mass produce the Moose Burger, complete with
my eleven secret herbs and spices.
But I'm not asking you to come into Thakdonalds and buy the
Moose Burger just because I said so. No, I've spoken to many
of Achaea's most famous celebrities, and asked them what *they*
think of the Moose Burger. There responses were, quite naturally,
varied.

Skarash - No, I'm not letting you rename my shop Thakdonalds. Go away.

Element - Well, I've been eating Moose for years now, but a do-it-yourself Moose Burger just can't compare to Thakdonalds

Maran - A convocation shop isn't just a stupid idea, its also insulting to the church, and basically aint going to float. What? A Moose Burger? Oh, go away.

Dalamar - I'm one badass moose! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now, I know you just can't wait to bite into another Moose Burger,
so stop on by the Hashan Bazaar, and check out "Ye Olde Armourie",
soon to be known as "Thakdonalds" (Or at least as soon as I get
Skarash drunk enough to change the name).

On a completely unrelated note, I'm still offering 50,000 gold to
the person who sends me the funniest article for the Achaean Times,
see public posts 5487 and 5493 for more details.
Currently, Isamu is winning, but I've only had 6 entries, and I
need at least 4 more before I can give out the prize. Basically,
that means that unless you want a mean, evil Infernal chasing you
around with those biiiiiiiiiiiiig swords of his screaming "ENTER
THAKRENS COMPETITION OR DIE!!!!!!" then I'd advise you to enter.
So keep those entries coming people, and make sure you visit Ye
Olde Armourie, just north of the centre of the Bazaar in Hashan.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Lupar, in the year 249 AF.