Achaean News
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Written by: Cletus Kona, Disciple of Haresy
Date: Wednesday, May 31st, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
Many of you rightfully choose to write on this board. And far too many of you make annoying mistakes for when I get in my 'perfect' moods. So I'm here, as a public servant to help you with some of your moronic mail blunders.
First, **Common MMB's**
1. having a word like 'save or 'quit' after your post.
%remedy: use the correct ending command: *SAVE (if you want to post it) or *QUIT (if you want to scrap it [which I suggest more of you do*cough*])
2. repeating what you JUST SAID! And sadly, MULTIPLE TIMES!!
%remedy: don't enter the frickin' text twice (or more)! but if you do, you can *REPLACE <line number(s) of redundant text> with a <>(blank) or <more text, different text, fun text!>
3. not wanting to 'take the time' to write a *whole* other post, but not wanting to post the one that you just wrote
%remedy: *CLEAR for all your post clearing needs! It's scrapped! You don't have to post it!
And that's the three most common/useful commands in the Achaean posting system. (at least in this posters o-so-humble opinion)
<wave (with brackets because you can't use *'s!)>
Kona Diamante
(This is a really OOC post, so if you'll get all in a tizzy, don't read.)
Ps: Cripes, sorry about the hardcore OOC...
First, **Common MMB's**
1. having a word like 'save or 'quit' after your post.
%remedy: use the correct ending command: *SAVE (if you want to post it) or *QUIT (if you want to scrap it [which I suggest more of you do*cough*])
2. repeating what you JUST SAID! And sadly, MULTIPLE TIMES!!
%remedy: don't enter the frickin' text twice (or more)! but if you do, you can *REPLACE <line number(s) of redundant text> with a <>(blank) or <more text, different text, fun text!>
3. not wanting to 'take the time' to write a *whole* other post, but not wanting to post the one that you just wrote
%remedy: *CLEAR for all your post clearing needs! It's scrapped! You don't have to post it!
And that's the three most common/useful commands in the Achaean posting system. (at least in this posters o-so-humble opinion)
<wave (with brackets because you can't use *'s!)>
Kona Diamante
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Valnuary, in the year 249 AF.
--^--**Public Service Announcement**--^-- --v^--Mail--^v--
Written by: Cletus Kona, Disciple of Haresy
Date: Wednesday, May 31st, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
Many of you rightfully choose to write on this board. And far too many of you make annoying mistakes for when I get in my 'perfect' moods. So I'm here, as a public servant to help you with some of your moronic mail blunders.
First, **Common MMB's**
1. having a word like 'save or 'quit' after your post.
%remedy: use the correct ending command: *SAVE (if you want to post it) or *QUIT (if you want to scrap it [which I suggest more of you do*cough*])
2. repeating what you JUST SAID! And sadly, MULTIPLE TIMES!!
%remedy: don't enter the frickin' text twice (or more)! but if you do, you can *REPLACE <line number(s) of redundant text> with a <>(blank) or <more text, different text, fun text!>
3. not wanting to 'take the time' to write a *whole* other post, but not wanting to post the one that you just wrote
%remedy: *CLEAR for all your post clearing needs! It's scrapped! You don't have to post it!
And that's the three most common/useful commands in the Achaean posting system. (at least in this posters o-so-humble opinion)
<wave (with brackets because you can't use *'s!)>
Kona Diamante
(This is a really OOC post, so if you'll get all in a tizzy, don't read.)
Ps: Cripes, sorry about the hardcore OOC...
First, **Common MMB's**
1. having a word like 'save or 'quit' after your post.
%remedy: use the correct ending command: *SAVE (if you want to post it) or *QUIT (if you want to scrap it [which I suggest more of you do*cough*])
2. repeating what you JUST SAID! And sadly, MULTIPLE TIMES!!
%remedy: don't enter the frickin' text twice (or more)! but if you do, you can *REPLACE <line number(s) of redundant text> with a <>(blank) or <more text, different text, fun text!>
3. not wanting to 'take the time' to write a *whole* other post, but not wanting to post the one that you just wrote
%remedy: *CLEAR for all your post clearing needs! It's scrapped! You don't have to post it!
And that's the three most common/useful commands in the Achaean posting system. (at least in this posters o-so-humble opinion)
<wave (with brackets because you can't use *'s!)>
Kona Diamante
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Valnuary, in the year 249 AF.